Note-to-Self – Am not door to door salesperson.

Next time the publisher asks how many advance copies of my book I want to buy, I might give a moment’s thought to where I plan to store them and whether anyone in the family might like to eat at the dining table. I might also ask myself exactly what I think I’m going to do with four hundred copies. I was thinking the couches could do with being a little higher and maybe next year with the right lighting and enough Sancerre nobody will notice the color of our tree…